The Olympics are defined as “A group of modern international athletic contests held as separate winter and summer competitions every four years in a different city.” Here is SwingFest’s definition of a newer and more adult Olympics geared towards swinger Olympiads; “A group of sexy, hot and wild swingers competing in crazy, and somewhat obscene, adult contests in order to promote and enhance more adult fun, and win great prizes.” Let’s just say we don’t foresee these games becoming part of the real Olympics anytime soon.
EVENTS:
Dildo Javelin Throw - Traditional javelin throw but with a twist.
Benwa Ball Race - Contestants race to drop benwa balls in buckets strategically placed on the other end of a track. - Sponsored By: 4-Erotica Stores
Tit Toss - Traditional Shot Put but with implants/fake boobs.
Relay Race - Runners will race to the finish line while passing double ended dildo batons covered in lube.
Un-Curling - How many condoms can you get on a dildo in under a minute?
Endurance Sucking - Be the first person to suck the small ball through a tube.
Endurance Licking - Be the first person to lick the ice until it melts.
Baby Oil Wrestling - Need we say more?
World's Strongest Swinger (4 Events)
Obstacle course - Carry your partner through the SwingFest obstacle course.
Keg Toss - Don't drink it ... throw it.
Tire Flipping - End over end until the end.
Rebar Bend - It's like origami without paper!
ENTRY DETAILS:
Registration for events will be taken at booths #7 & 8 on the convention floor area prior to all events.
